Press Release: 4/1/17 RockWare Incorporated, Golden, Colorado

RockWare is pleased to announce the immediate availability of the “RockWorks Neural Implant Interface”. This optional add-on to RockWare’s flagship product, RockWorks, provides an alternative means for selecting options and settings from the various RockWorks programs.

According to RockWare’s head of development, Dr. Ferd Burble, “Our most common technical support questions typically boil down to asking why RockWorks can’t read the user’s mind. This device will address these issues and provide for a more intuitive user experience”.

Initial reactions from beta-users include:

“If you don’t know what you want, you end up with a lot you don’t.” – Chuck Palahnluk

“Happiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.” – Don Herold

“I’m trying to think, but nothin’s happenin.” – Curly Howard

Please contact RockWare to place your order today!